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now for something completely different...
Ninja movies excite people and the golden era of those was
probably the 80s where we got some really hokey but fun productions
coming out several movie making industries (including Sweden!).
According to movies Ninjas had a wonderful array of useful
and pretty much worthless techniques and some of the more
worthless ones makes a movie like Ninja The Final Duel
so much fun to watch. Four words: water spider assault unit.

Originally a series created for Taiwanese television, versions in feature length format have been born out of the reported 12 hour running time, such as this film and Shaolin vs. Ninja. So for us who
missed the latter edit, a quick and funny recap is shown and told by,
what seems, to be someone who dubbed old war propaganda movies
(Let's hear it for the boys in blue!). The plot in this movie
then goes a little something like this:
A Japanese ninja master commits hara-kiri after a lost conflict
with the Chinese Shaolin monks and his followers decide to
take revenge and destroy Shaolin for good. At the same time
an newly graduated Japanese shaolin monk (Alexander Lo who
was also in Shaolin vs. Ninja) comes to Hong Kong and
gets forced into the battle...
This is not high art and the plot has been seen and done
dozens and dozens of times in martial arts cinema. There are
movies though that don't need any more plot than this to be
enjoyable and Ninja The Final Duel is one of them.
The movie is a mess with pretty big plot holes and stuff thrown
in for no reason other than to have action but despite all
that Robert Tai manages to somehow keep the main plot going
somewhat. Director's of your run of the mill kung-fu movie
probably never wanted to be extremely visual and that applies
definitely applies to Robert Tai. He doesn't waste too much
time on dialogue and of course the shooting of those scenes
are not very inspiring. There's hardly time to think about
that though since there seems to be new fight scenes each
minute and frankly dialogue shouldn't be part of a hokey movie
like this one. Robert does seem to like the wide angle lens
though for either point of view shots or to create some sense
of scope in an action scene. He's also said that he always
wanted to try out something new and different and there sure
are things in this movie that are different including:
The Water Spiders, Alexander Lo's big fight scene as part
of his graduation to become a monk, the Black Monk (played
by Eugene T. Trammel) and for all the lads out there...Alice
Tseng's nude fight!

The Water Spiders are part of the different assault techniques
used by the Ninjas and not surprisingly they don't look too
menacing. The low budget nature of the film doesn't allow
for the flying effect in particular to be very effective so
it just comes off as pretty silly (but fun). Wires are used
for this scene and back then we hadn't witness how wire work
could be used smoothly and fluently in films so what you're
seeing most of the time here is basically hoisting. I've said
it before though that I admire Asian filmmakers for at least
trying stuff out no matter how crap it would look in the end.
Ninja The Final Duel only has its fight scenes to
rely on and while there's nothing really special about these,
there is a certain energy about them that is quite contagious.
The first really big set piece is the mentioned graduation
fight scene where Alexander Lo has to face off against techniques
such as The Swastika Trap. This scene and many others aren't
a showcase for great skill but you will get the sense that
there was some thoughts and innovation put into the choreography.
They sure seemed to work hard to achieve their goals somewhat
successfully. The takes aren't very long and a flow to the
choreography isn't really well created through the editing.
The editing also feels a bit choppy especially when it cuts
to and from a wire stunt. Overall it's is the frantic pace
and energy in the action that makes it bearable.
The, according to the Shaolin Monks, legendary Black Monk
is a memorable character thanks to some seriously funny dubbing
where we get to hear ghetto style jive talk used to the max.
In one scene where The Black Monk has burned a decapitated
woman (who the hell knows why he had to burn her) he says
the following line to a protesting Alexander Lo:
'She's ash, now so don't give me this thrash.'

I'm speechless and speaking of that I wonder if the original
language track had English on it because it didn't the hilarious
nature of The Black Monk would be completely lost. Last but
certainly not least Alice Tseng deserves some credit for getting
her kit off and doing a nude fight scene with the ninjas.
It's a really varied character gallery on display in this
movie and it's worth noting that the westerners get quite
a bit of screentime and dialogue, something that wasn't very
common in these types of movies I think. Another fun aspect
about martial arts movies was the fact that they used to steal
entire sections of scores and music cues from Hollywood pictures
and in Ninja The Final Duel I spotted the theme from
Das Boot (and they left the submarine sounds in!) being
used frequently as well as a short cue from the Ghostbusters
tune.
Acting wise there isn't that much to say. Alexander Lo plays
our Japanese hero of the piece and his character provides
no surprises but he sure looks like he's trying his best and
it seemed like a fun movie to be apart of. It's actually the
different westerners that make the biggest impression in the
movie like the mentioned Eugene T. Trammel and Silvio Azzolini
who plays a Californian monk.

Would I really recommend this movie to anyone? I would rather
say that if you're out for a perfect Saturday night kung-fu
flick (in combination with beers) then it's a good choice.
Also if you're curious about just how much insanity can be
put into one movie, I think you should check it out. There's
only one territory in the world that produced a movie like
this...
The DVD:
Crash Cinema claims widescreen on the dvd box cover but all
we see is a tiny black border on top of the picture that is
shifting slightly up and down throughout the movie. Maybe
the aspect ratio adds up to something like 1.5:1. but all
the fights can be enjoyed though and very little cropping
is evident.
It's a poor looking dvd that is clearly taken from a worn
VHS print of the movie. Colours are weak, it's soft, lack
detail and has print damage throughout. Also one scene that
takes place at night is unwatchable due to being very dark.
Having said all that it's ok to watch and we're probably not
going to see this remastered anytime soon.
The mono English dub sounds adequate and dialogue is intelligible
at all times. The only extra is an English language trailer.
reviewed
by Kenneth
Brorsson
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